What side of the fence are you on?

Posted: 02/12/2010 in Uncategorized
Tags: , ,

If you ever wondered what side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!

Lot of truth here!

If a conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn`t buy
If a liberal doesn’t like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don’t like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.
A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
(Unless it’s a foreign religion, of course!)

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it,
or may choose a job that provides it.
A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.

  1. If a Conservative is anti-homosexual, he wants a Constitutional amendment banning gay marriage.

    If a Conservative wants a bit more oil, he either agrees to bomb the crap out of a supplying nation, or he supports right winged dictators and trains right winged guerillas to kill as many left wingers as possible. Chile, Nicaragua, Colombia are great examples.

    If a Conservative doesn’t like abortion, he bombs the clinics.

    And as for your healthcare analogy…. we in the UK have a national health service. The World Health Organisation ranks us as 18th in the World. The US is ranked 36th. Our life expentancy is higher than the US. So whilst you continue to complain about having to “pay for someone elses healthcare”, we’ll continue to do it (we’re happy to do it, we still care about people other than ourselves and big businessmen), and we’ll live longer whilst we do it 🙂

    • caedsspot says:

      Some good points here. To me this is just a funny little deal. I am a republican, but I know that each side has its good and bad points. Pros and cons to each side.

      It is not my aim to cause any hard feelings, especially knowing that there is most likely a reversal of this joke out there that I have not seen yet. And yes be assured I find it, I shall also put that one on here as well. Thanks for the comment.

Leave a Reply

Please log in using one of these methods to post your comment:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )


Connecting to %s