Proofreading, a lost art

Posted: 02/01/2010 in Jokes
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Proofreading is a dying art

 
   

 

Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
 
This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this.  It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!!  They put in a correction the next day.

 



I just couldn’t help but sending this along. Too funny.
   
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
 
     
No, really? Ya think?  
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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
 
      Now that’s taking things a bit far!
 
 
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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
 
      What a guy!
   
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Miners Refuse to Work after Death
 
No-good-for-nothing’ lazy so-and-so’s!
 
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant  
See if that works any better than a fair trial!
 
 
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War Dims Hope for Peace
 
I can see where it might have that effect!
 
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If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile  
  Ya think?!
 
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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
 
     Who would have thought!
 
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Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain;
Police Suspect Homicide    
They may be on to something!
 
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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
 
     You mean there’s something stronger than duct tape?
 
 
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Man Struck By Lightning:
Faces Battery Charge  
    He probably IS the battery charge!
 
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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger
Test Group  
Weren’t they fat enough?!
 
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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
 
That’s what he gets for eating those beans!
 
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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
 
      Do they taste like chicken?

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Local   High School
Dropouts Cut in Half  
      Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
 
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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
 
      Boy, are they tall!
 
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And the winner is….
 
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
   
    Did I read that right?
 
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Now that you’ve smiled at least once, it’s your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle). We all need a good laugh, at least once a day
!

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